Grandiose VocabuLARRY

askaceattorney:

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Your Honor,

That wasn’t a note.

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It was… a tissue!  I have a runny nose!

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*sniff* *sniff*

-Phoenix Wright

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geronimeow:

telling your friend a pun like 

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(Source: larvitarr)

spideysass:

i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men


(Source: jimmy-carrs-laugh)


asspollo:

what’s context

trying to look casual while staring at an attractive person in public like

askaceattorney:

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Dear Curious Fan,

Yes, I’m aware of it.

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Is there a German term for enjoying my suffering specifically?  Because that seems more accurate… for everyone.

-Apollo Justice

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